Sunday, July 15, 2012

‘Mannat’ or Votive Offering


‘Mannat’


Mannat’  is a type of votive offering.  Outside Mount Mary’s Church at Bandra, and many other religious places where miracles are said to occur, there are a number of vendors selling figurines of sundry designs and sizes – of  body parts, children, houses, cars, and even currency notes. These are offered either in anticipation of the fulfillment of a wish or after achieving a particular wish.

Going a step further, there are people who promise to proffer something or to do something for God in exchange for granting a wish. For instance, people promise to break a hundred coconuts for Lord Ganesha, if  he/she passes an exam or obtains a contract. Having obtained the favour the individual will go to any extent to fulfill his part of the contract lest retribution follow his ingratitude. The magnitude of the promised offering varies in proportion to the severity or urgency of the need or problem.

Last month, before the conclusion of a ‘Satsang’ an announcement was made by one of the speakers, urging the participants to abstain from consuming non-vegetarian food for at least three days prior to the next meeting to be held on 8th July 2012. Similar thoughts had been expressed umpteen times during the whole morning, in different ways and manners by different people to the effect that people should give up something prized by them for God so that God might look kindly upon them. That God would be touched by their sacrifice and penance and would certainly grant their wish.

At another prayer meeting, the preacher, adducing references from Holy Scriptures, pounded upon the listeners to offer their supplications ‘with weeping and wailing’. For their tears would  draw out God’s sympathy and He would wipe out their every tear. Within minutes every eye in that spacious hall became cloudy as on a monsoon evening and the lachrymal glands turned into gargoyles spewing their saline  produce profusely. The frenzied populace were literally sniveling and begging for God to open His sympathetic ears and listen to their entreaties.

The whole thing was nothing but melodramatic. The Omniscient and Omnipotent was reduced to a sadist awaiting sobsters so that He could, with a sleight of His hands, wipe out all their tears along with their agonies and pains.

Alas! Does the Almighty lack anything so much so that He needs to wait for devotees to submit some votive offering before doing their bidding? Does it make sense to penalize one’s taste buds so that the Omnipresent can be outreached? Perhaps the preacher above would have made better sense if he had exhorted the people to refrain from speaking untruth or gossip or getting angry or doing anything that would cause harm to others. This would have required more effort than mere abstinence from indulging in gastronomic pleasures.
Some sermonizers are so insistent upon such petty acts that they make you feel guilty, first of all, if you do not make a commitment to chastise yourself, and, secondly, if and when you are tempted to break such an oath made under obvious duress or reneged on some sort of mannat.

May all those who are hoodwinked by such smooth tongued sophists be aware of their guile and not fall prey to their eccentric and fallacious logic. For, the Almighty lacks nothing that necessitates supplementary  inputs from us mortals, nor is He a sadist drawing pleasure from broken hearts or a judge awaiting with a crosier to mete out judgment.

Dominic A Mathias

Weekly Forecasts – A Personal Experience


Weekly Forecasts – A Personal Experience


Last Sunday, my daughter’s weekly horoscope read: “There is international travel ...” When I showed it to her, with a grin on her face, she nodded in understanding acquiescence. For we had just applied online for passport and taken an appointment with Passport Seva Kendra (PSK), Thane, for getting her credentials verified. Since reading sun-signs-based forecasts was a taboo at our home we made no overt comments on it further.

After a couple of days, on 19th June, as we got entry into the PSK office in Thane, and stood in queue for the ‘token’ to be issued, the memory of the forecast generated a tint of smile on my countenance, escorted by an optimistic anticipation … Thanks to Bejan Daruwalla. (Pun intended.)

But, lo and behold, after standing  in queue for over an hour, the fair damsel, an employee of TCS (if the letters on the cord of her Identity Card are to be believed) politely refused to issue the token since my offspring had not brought her SSC certificate nor mark sheet. All our protestations that this was not mentioned at the website in the list of documents to be produced fell on deaf ears. My sweetie was also not allowed to return later or the next day with the required documents: a fresh appointment had to be taken online and return when my PC gave consent!

My first reaction was to curse the prophet who predicted the foreign jaunt of my Aquarian progeny.... However my ever-optimistic mind said: Hold. Appointment can be taken in the evening by logging on to the website at 7.30 pm.

Dutifully, having cancelled all my evening engagements, I booted my PC ten minutes before time. But my master refused to budge till 7.50 pm by which time the last available slots were at 13.45 hrs and 15.15 hrs on 4th July! And by the time I discussed with my better half and agreed upon the slot, even that got filled. The PC instructed me to log on at 7.30 pm the next day for fresh appointment!

Even the slimmest modicum of faith I had on Bejan Daruwalla and his ilk who predict the future of gullible mortals was dashed to the ground.

Earlier on Sunday the 17th June 2012 when I had pointed out her ‘bhavishya,’ my wife had dismissed it with a scorn. Being a Post Graduate in Science besides being a teacher, she made me do a wee calculation. She wanted me to compute the world population and divide it by 12 – twelve being the number of zodiac signs. I griped: ‘The number of digits in that numeral is so many that I can’t even pronounce the figure.”
“Take then the approximate population of India and divide it by a larger number of 100.” This, I felt was more within my brain capacity.

After some back of the envelope calculation I wondered, even if one-hundredth or one-thousandth of Indians were Aquarians, how many of them would go abroad or begin some activity this week that would lead them abroad at a later date. Or for that matter, get some kind of personal news from abroad?
The whole prediction sounds so inane!

There are forecasters who caution people born between certain dates to be alert while driving on a certain day or week, implying that these people are more prone to accidents than others during the week in question. How many of such warnings come true? (Perhaps if the driver is so obsessed with the expectation of an accident it might really occur.)  Will any research prove that all or a majority of those who had met with accidents during the period were, say, Arians or Librans or Scorpions or whatever?

What, then, is the value of these predictions? – one begins to wonder. What is the ratio of ‘truthful’ versus bogus predictions? How many of these predictions and predictors go wrong everyday!

 The absurdity gets compounded when one realizes that innumerable reputed magazines, weeklies and dailies all over the world pander to such forecasts, despite being cognizant of their futility. The need of the hour, instead, is to wean people away from giving credence to such unproved and unprovable casuistry and inculcate scientific thinking in them.

Dominic A Mathias